joecoscarelli:

i was so scared i was gonna crash the van because i’ve never driven a big van before and the last time i drove a car it was Beau’s rental car and i drove it into a pole. to the kid who set this whole thing up for me, i apologize for not telling you about all this earlier

my van’s name is Press 1 and i am supposed to keep my mouth shut around the press that i’m chauffeuring because anything i say is “on the record” and could embarrass the administration.

2:20 pm  •  29 July 2010  •  250 notes